Don't Drink This

Seriously. Don't.

Appletini… Oh, I know what you’re thinking, “What does this person have against an appletini? What did it ever do to deserve this dislike?” Well, let’s start with IT’S NOT A MARTINI!!! If one starts with a regular, unflavored, vodka, that’s the closest it comes to being a martini. That being cleared up, it’s a starter adult young adult beverage. It’s one step up from a juice box in that it has alcohol in it. Unless i’m watching an episode of this show with this guy at a bar, this drink has no place in a glass. Off with you, it’s almost Halloween, you need to get your costume ready. While you’re doing that, enjoy a refreshing Corpse Reviver, the perfect cocktail for this time of year. 

Appletini… Oh, I know what you’re thinking, “What does this person have against an appletini? What did it ever do to deserve this dislike?” Well, let’s start with IT’S NOT A MARTINI!!! If one starts with a regular, unflavored, vodka, that’s the closest it comes to being a martini. That being cleared up, it’s a starter adult young adult beverage. It’s one step up from a juice box in that it has alcohol in it. Unless i’m watching an episode of this show with this guy at a bar, this drink has no place in a glass. Off with you, it’s almost Halloween, you need to get your costume ready. While you’re doing that, enjoy a refreshing Corpse Reviver, the perfect cocktail for this time of year. 

1 year ago

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