The Long Island Iced Tea. There’s a reason they killed this drink at Tales of the Cocktail this year; the drink sucks. Oh, you can try to dress it up, serving it in a Hurricane glass, put some fruit on it and photograph it all artsy, but if you want something sweet, please order a Tiki drink. I can promise that you’ll be happier and look cooler when you have a Mai Tai or Zombie in your hot little hand. Not to mention, your bartender’ll be mighty impressed.